01 December 2006

Life Fundas..............

"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"

There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects...

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is the liver & wife the kidney.
If the liver fails, the kidney fails.
If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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