Egypt Air - Enjoy Za Ride

Zis is your cabten Haridi welcoming both seated and standing
Bassengers on board of Egybt Air.

We abologize for za four days delay in taking off, it was due to
Bad weazer and some overtime I had to but in at za pakery paking
Ka'ak.

Zis is flight 717 to Alaxandria Airbort. Landing zere is not
Guaranteed, but we will end ub somewhere in Egybt. And, if luck is
In our favor, we may even be landing on your village !

Egybt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
Standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!

It is wiz bleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30%
Of our bassengers have reached zeir destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on bassenger request, we
Can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are feeling
Comfortable!

We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be
Shown as we forgot to record it from za television. However, for our
Movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where
Zere movie will be visible from za right side of za cabin window.

Zere is no smoking allowed in zis airblane. Any smoke you see in
Za cabin is only za early warning system on za engines telling us to
Slow down!

In order to catch imbortant landmarks, we try to fly as close as
Bossible for za best view. If however, we go a little too close, do
Let us know. Our enzusiastic co-bilot sometimes flies right srough
Za landmark!

Kindly be seated, keeb your seat in an ubright bosition for
Take-off and fasten your seat-belt.

For zose of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your
Own belt to za arm of your seat .. And, for zose of you who can't
Find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch wiz za stewardess who
Will exblain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

Sanking you all for choosing Egybt Air to fly for z first and
Last time,

I Wish you a nice flight wiz Egybt Air,

Regards from ..
Cabten Haridi