04 August 2005
Its a Pigs life :)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death!
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached toits body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumpingthe length of a football field.(30 minutes..... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle per unit weight in the human body is the tongue
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer thanleft-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only land animals that cannot jump.
(That's safer for all other animals, isn't it?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they\'ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Posted by BentlyJokes at 13:12